Pokes everything he shouldn’t. One day he pokes the Leaning Tower of Pisa one too many times — and tips it over.

Never wants to get out of bed. Carries a lasso to grab things from far away. Hat has a built-in sleep mask.

Carries a megaphone and shouts “Are we there yet?” on any trip over 20 minutes. Every. Single. Time.

Reads everything, remembers all of it — but has zero street smarts. Falls into a book and gets lost in a cave in Vietnam.

Burps constantly. One day he does the biggest burp in history and gets launched straight into space, where he meets an alien.

When he doesn’t get what he wants, he squirts people in the nose with strawberry toothpaste. Also carries a tiny laser gun.

Slams everything she touches — doors, toys, furniture. The noise scares the other Goops and sometimes things get hurt.

These twins love pranking every Goop they meet. They never go anywhere without their pet iguana — who may or may not be in on the joke.